Pomeranian, King of the Doggy Kingdom

We have owned two Pomeranians now and for those of you who laugh at the Pomeranian, well I pity you. These dogs are manly savages built like minature lions, they are a cross between a domesticated fox and big ball of fluff. Your not scared? Dolly once ate her own sick!!!
What sort of twisted animal does such a thing?
Our other Pomeranian Tipsy won the cat v dog war which has raged for thousands of years, How u ask? Well I caught Tipsy shagging our cat one day doggystyle in triumph. He made her feel like a worthless slapper then ate her cat-food. Cats all over the world fear Tipsy and his rugged outlaw charm, much like Colin Farrell, that was of course before Tipsy meet Dad's Primera........ R.I.P. Tipsy.

Two Pom's Demonstrating their roaring barks (Not Tipsy or Dolly)