Monday, 7 May 2012

For the last time Google, IM NOT A ROBOT

Robots are ruining the internet! I can't so much as post a dam comment on these blogs, like a page on Facebook or book a flight on Ryanair without being accused of being a spamming robot and asked to type out that word half hidden in an image of scribbles. First of all you aren't a robot so why assume I am or anyone else for that matter. Is there really an internet cafe somewhere full of evil spamming robots who can't comprehend letter's that are hidden behind squiggles? Half the time I cant make out the bloody word so I just type cock and wait for another chance to prove my humanness.

A more genuine test to prove we are indeed squishy and made up of flesh not aluminum would be;

Please pinch yourself on the wrist? Did you feel pain, If yes then proceed or

Please listen to Patrick Kavanagh's poem "Raglan Road". If you experienced emotions such as sadness whilst listening then continue if not then fuck off you spamming robot and stop wasting our time.

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