After seeing yet another group of Chino Wankers today pretending to be drunk I have come to the conclusion that they are all fecking idiots just playing into a stereotype so that they feel part of a gang. Probably because their girlfriends beat them up.
Hell I bet most Chino Wankers were pretend NEDs upto only a week ago but now they just traded their tracksuits in for a pair of chinos because an article on the UNILad facebook page said to.....
Chino wearing is by no means a statement of being "modern" like they think but instead a statement that you probably live a double life much like in X-Men except instead of having mutant powers you all hump each other whilst listening to shit indie music.
The "Beige Chino" is the colour of excrement stained semen after all.
So next time I'm working and a chino wanker makes a comment that I speak like Brad Pitt in Snatch well I'm going to kick that bi-curious knob-jockie NED right back into his closet.
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